Do NOT press the button.

• That’s it.

• No hidden levels.

• No secret endings.

• No bonus content.

• Just existential pressure and regret.

HOW TO PLAY

1. Start the game.

2. Observe the large, inviting, shiny button.

3. Feel the temptation rising.

4. Question your life choices.

5. Do not press the button.

6. Eventually press the button anyway.

7. Game over.

8. Reflect.

LET'S PLAY GUIDELINES (Official & 200% Unnecessary)

WHEN RECORDING A LET’S PLAY:

1. Spend at least 5 minutes dramatically staring at the button.

2. Narrate your internal struggle like it’s a National Geographic documentary.

3. Ask your viewers:

   • “Should I press it?”

   • (They will always say yes.)

4. Pretend you are strong. You are not.

OPTIONAL EXTRAS

• Add emotional music while approaching the button.

• Make a 20-minute theory about “lore that doesn’t exist”.

• Rate the button’s design on a scale of 1 to “unnecessarily shiny”.

• Create a thumbnail with your mouth wide open for no reason.